蜂鳥po了一文「現代丈母娘的擇婿條件」,其中提到她女兒曾經問過她,為什麼嫁給她爸爸。。。Vivian也曾問過我這問題,想必將來妹妹也同樣會問,至於蜂鳥如何回答,請自己到甜水窩裏找答案。
但她這麼一寫,倒讓我想起我們家的一個笑話。。。
Vivian小的時候喜歡聽中國童話故事,其中有一則叫「飛龍山」。故事的起頭是:
從前有一個小孩,名叫飛龍,他的媽媽眼睛瞎了。。。
Vivian一聽到這裡,馬上問:「媽咪,為什麼他媽媽的眼睛瞎了?」
「因為他媽媽嫁給她爸爸。。。」這個叫做「反證法」。
Vivian聽得丈二金剛摸不著頭腦,她爹地則在一旁臉黑黑。
呵。呵。呵。。。
When a man loves a woman
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He'll trade the world
For the good thing he's found
If she's bad he can't see it
She can do no wrong
Turn his back on his best friend
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男女大不同,婚前「昏」後都一樣~眼睛被屎糊住了!HAHAHA
~HummingBird
I am glad you did not look at the physical appearance (since you were blinded) but really appreciated the inner qualities of someone...
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回覆刪除No problem... :)
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